You are hereForums / NaPlWriMo 2008 / Life of the Rhino / Our favorite lines. / From "Jennifers" Act II Sc 5

From "Jennifers" Act II Sc 5


By Dean Lundquist - Posted on 07 November 2008

I just couldn't resist. 

(David is backstage trying to entertain Jennifer and Carlos before he goes on.)

 

DAVID
So this man goes to his priest and says, “Father, I have a problem: I have three daughters and they all want to get married.”  “That sounds like something to be celebrate,” says the priest. “No father, you don’t understand. My eldest wants to marry a convicted rapist. And my second daughter wants to marry a murderer.  But my youngest wants to marry a theatre critic.” “I see your problem,” said the priest. “Yeah, what am I going to do about my youngest?” 
 
 

Popular Content

Rhino Love

Naplwrimo runs on love, sweat and your generous help.

We couldn't do it without you...

Thank you!  new donors:


Machelle Allman

 Leslie Liautaud

 Holly Arsenault

 Michael Lee

Jeff Mackey



♥♥♥♥



Follow us on Twitter!

Who's online

There are currently 0 users and 3 guests online.

RSS FEED

Syndicate content