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From "Jennifers" Act II Sc 5

By Dean Lundquist - Posted on 07 November 2008

I just couldn't resist.

(David is backstage trying to entertain Jennifer and Carlos before he goes on.)

DAVID

So this man goes to his priest and says, “Father, I have a problem: I have three daughters and they all want to get married.” “That sounds like something to be celebrate,” says the priest. “No father, you don’t understand. My eldest wants to marry a convicted rapist. And my second daughter wants to marry a murderer. But my youngest wants to marry a theatre critic.” “I see your problem,” said the priest. “Yeah, what am I going to do about my youngest?”

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