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Telling the Universe to get stuffed


By karenjeynes - Posted on 03 November 2008

So today, serendipituously, I went to a playwrighting workshop! Dael Orlandersmith, the writer of Yellow Man, is in town, and I had the pleaasure of spending three and a half hours in her company talking about writing plays. What a great thing it is to spend time with other writers talking about writing. What more self indulgent past time could I find for a Monday morning? And Dael is full of wisdom, reminding us always to go back to the theatricality. The story. Do you have a good story for your play? Do you have a beginning, middle and end? And do you KNOW your characters? (I spent last night on my character descriptions, after my own "note to self" yesterday!)

And then on leaving the workshop, a dumb cow drove into the side of my car. So annoying. I am fine, but the car took about R12000 worth of damage, and the day was taken up with police reporting, insurance quotes, etc. And it would have been so easy to come home and not to write but I said NO UNIVERSE. SCREW YOU. I am writing a play this month, and there's nothing you can do to stop me! And so I wrote - only two pages, but I did it.

Thanks to everyone who sent me comments, nice to know we are part of a great big playwrighting community and not sad lonely writers, on this mission alone.

Now please excuse me, I have a play and a novel to write!

Thumper21and15's picture

Just when I am feeling downright whingey [whingy?] I read your note and it makes me think - SUCK IT UP, no cow ran into YOU today!

Those two pages are golden!

Good for you!

[oh and the characters - after a while, they stop being descriptions and start doing and saying things by themselves, have you noticed?]

[it's like being haunted, I swear!]

Thumps

karenjeynes's picture

Thanks, nice to know I'm helping, even a little! And yes, of course, once your characters come alive they take over and write the play for you. And all your careful plotting goes out the window. And that is truly fabulous.

As a postscript, the universe struck back and my demon possessed cat with half a tail knocked a brand new jar of nutella on the floor, and it smashed into a thousand tiny pieces. I could have cried. Ok, I shed a tear. But then I said "Hey, I can write that into my novel!"

"When in doubt, have a man enter the room with a gun in his hand." Raymond Chandler

Admin Rhino 's picture

Surely a rhino can run into a cow and win , right?

Is the cow okay ?

Go Rhino, go !

karenjeynes's picture

I regret to say this Rhino was not able to cause any damage to the silly cow.

"When in doubt, have a man enter the room with a gun in his hand." Raymond Chandler

Admin Rhino 's picture

Well that is for the best since we certainly don't support animal cruaulty at Naplwrimo !

:)

Go Rhino, go !

karenjeynes's picture

"No animals were harmed in the making of these plays"

"When in doubt, have a man enter the room with a gun in his hand." Raymond Chandler

Admin Rhino 's picture

Um, I am going to completely steal that and stick it in the footer of the site. Sorry playwright, your words aren't completely yours anymore ! :)

Go Rhino, go !

karenjeynes's picture

I feel famous already!

"When in doubt, have a man enter the room with a gun in his hand." Raymond Chandler

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